WorldNetDaily conspiracy-spinner (ah but we repeat ourselves) Erik "Not the famous Rush, the crazier one" Rush has had enough of all the high criming and high misdemeanoring in the Obama administration, and damned if he's willing to wait for an election to get rid of the Kenyan Usurper. Nope, he wants some bodies to swing from a gallows for all the crimes. High Crimes. Treasonous crimes. Not to mention all the Beyoncé and kale.

Rush just can't understand why the American People haven't gotten wise to the obvious need to start executing these criminals, what with all the lies and treason:

Between the Soviet-style propaganda purveyed by President Obama and the White House, the undeniable evidence of their collusion with Islamists, and the ever-widening body of government officials and lawmakers of both parties who have demonstrated that they intend to ignore this treason, our nation is faced with a crisis of unprecedented proportion.

Wow, that's some pretty far-reaching conspiracy! Collusion and treason and a cover-up! Bet he just has oodles of evidence, huh?

For one thing, Obama -- or whatever his real name is -- and his administration never ever use the words "Islamic extremism" or "radical Islam" (except for when they do). Rush knows that this goes well beyond "political correctness":

It’s not that President Obama can’t utter the phrase “Islamist terror,” it is that he won’t do so, because at this juncture, Obama has become the chief facilitator of Islamist terror on a global scale.

Now, you may think that's just hyperbole, but no, Erik Rush knows people who know things, and they have clued him in to what's really going on:

For the record, I have been personally assured by intelligence operatives from the U.S. and Britain, both past and present, that they and other foreign intelligence organizations are “well aware” of who the individual representing himself as Barack Hussein Obama actually is, the parties who orchestrated his rise to power and that his mission is nothing less than to “bring America down.”

Rush doesn't name these people -- wouldn't want to endanger their lives, after all -- but we should probably note that he's a close personal friend of Actual CIA Spy Jim Garrow, who insists he is an actual CIA spy and who also clued Rush in to Obama's plan to set off a nuclear bomb over South Carolina. Garrow also predicted that Obama would distract America from Benghazi by pretending America has contacted space aliens, so that the Russians and Canadians could take over America. So you know Erik Rush knows credible people, is what we're saying.

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The problem is that Americans are blind to the plain truth, because it's being kept from them, Rush explains: "Intelligence groups from outside the U.S. have approached American media representatives with information concerning Obama’s origins and designs." But it's never covered, either because the media are too afraid, or they've been compromised, too.

But Erik Rush has incontrovertible evidence. Muslim Brotherhood "leaders and allies" meeting with the State Department. The administration's continued refusal to cooperate with the Benghazi investigation. In fact, on Benghazi, Rush now says,

Evidence suggests it is altogether likely that the White House had a hand in orchestrating the Benghazi attack, rather than merely failing to provide adequate military support in time to prevent casualties.

What evidence? Evidence, man. It's there. Also, Obama traded five Taliban "generals" (promoted to that rank by Rush -- they weren't "generals") for Bowe Bergdahl, who we all know was a deserter and Taliban sympathizer anyway.

Also, Obama is determined to help Iran get the Bomb. And that's just the most recent stuff! But does Americas' Ruling Elite care? No! It refuses to see the truth! In fact, says Rush, they're just playing along with the Big Muslim Plan! It's "tragically apparent" to Erik Rush that everyone in power is colluding to The Muslims (never mind that The Muslims are fighting each other -- that's just a ruse):

[T]hese parties have determined that they must run interference for both the degenerate white-robed sultans and sheiks in the Sunni Muslim world, the black-dress-wearing Shiite mullahs in Iran, as well as the smug, insubstantial usurper in the White House. The common denominator among these is only that little trifle of their intention to destroy America.

We kind of love the logic here: ISIS is trying to bring down the Iraqi government that's supported by Iranian Shiites, and from that, Erik Rush concludes that they're both REALLY trying to destroy America. Sure thing.

How bad is it? Remember, Erik Rush is pretty big on executing people -- this is the guy who wanted to string up some journalists to celebrate Free Speech Week. So it's once again time to erect a gallows:

This has gone far beyond dishonesty, disloyalty, or even self-aggrandizing corruption. Hanging offenses have been committed by people in high places; the list of such offenses increases daily, as does the number of those who add themselves to the list of the culpable, or dig themselves in deeper with each diversion they craft and lie they utter.

Wow, if you aren't convinced by that, you must be in on the plot. Report for execution immediately.

[WND via RightWingWatch]

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