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HEY EVERYONE! It's Friday, so go grab your delicious cup of black gold and get ready for the weekend with yr Wonkette! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may make funtimes pixels with today!

Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.

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