Morning, Wonkers! Allow me to congratulate you on making it through another debate! Here's some of the stories Yr Wonkette may be talking about today.

• Hillary Clinton flexed her boss-lady muscles last night when she told America to go Google "Donald Trump Iraq" and they actually listened.
• Donald Trump wasn't the only baby throwing tantrums last night. Chris Wallace interrupted and complained all night long, much like an exhausted parent chiding their snotty orange child.
• Mean ol' Hillary Clinton was in full on lady-splain mode too! This made Donald Trump throw a temper tantrum in front of millions of people.
• According to Donald Trump Jr., his daddy is so rich that you wouldn't believe how much money he has, and his daddy doesn't need this crummy rigged election anyway!
• Private prisons are dumping lots and lots of money on Senate candidates this year now that the Justice Department has said it doesn't think private prisons are such a good idea.
• Van Jones and Anderson Cooper took a moment after the debate to talk about the technical difficulties involved in turd polishing.
• Here's a quick 'splainer of all the things Donald Trump thinks are rigged, complete with an infographic!
• And here's your morning Nice Time: Meerkats!