Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 20, 2016
Morning, Wonkers! Allow me to congratulate you on making it through another debate! Here's some of the stories Yr Wonkette may be talking about today.
Hillary Clinton flexed her boss-lady muscles last night when she told America to go Google "Donald Trump Iraq" and they actually listened.
Donald Trump wasn't the only baby throwing tantrums last night. Chris Wallace interrupted and complained all night long, much like an exhausted parent chiding their snotty orange child.
Mean ol' Hillary Clinton was in full on lady-splain mode too! This made Donald Trump throw a temper tantrum in front of millions of people.
According to Donald Trump Jr., his daddy is so rich that you wouldn't believe how much money he has, and his daddy doesn't need this crummy rigged election anyway!
Private prisons are dumping lots and lots of money on Senate candidates this year now that the Justice Department has said it doesn't think private prisons are such a good idea.
Van Jones and Anderson Cooper took a moment after the debate to talk about the technical difficulties involved in turd polishing.
Here's a quick ' splainer of all the things Donald Trump thinks are rigged, complete with an infographic!
And here's your morning Nice Time: Meerkats!
Yes, you are correct, that was horrible, but I think for the most part he did much better than I had hoped for.
Never gets old.