The G-20 Summit in China was a not-so-secret clusterfuck because China's a bunch of assholes.
Phyllis Schlafly died. She was 92, so it was clearly a nefarious commie plot.
A rotting piece of moldy gutter trash known as Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte called our President B. Barry Bamz a bunch of mean words, so Bamz kindly told him to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Now Duterte is trying to walk it all back a bit.
Congress critters are headed back to Washington where they'll inevitably screw things up while trying not to screw anything up.
Now that presidential debate moderators have been announced, you can start placing your bets about what Trump will whine about. Good thing Chris Wallace isn't a real reporter.
Trump got endorsed by the crazy old blood thirsty war-hawks who have contracts with Fox News. Are you surprised?
Pat Buchanan is struggling to stay relevant, so he just wants you to know that he's just so damn happy that Trump sounds just like him.
The Pentagon doesn't think Paul Ryan knows what the hell he's doing, so they sent a memo around on how to stop Paul Ryan's shitty spending plan.
You guys, Ivanka Trump says her dad isn't sexist because he totally hired her and stuff. That may not be how it works, or how any of it works.
Reason 9,029 to love Justin Trudeau: He's told gun fetishists that AR-15's are going to remain restricted in Canada no matter what some silly e-petition says.
And here's your nice time: SLOTHS!
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And didn't last as long. Nancy Reagan?
CEO hires woman he's admitted he'd be willing to date? Nope, not sexist at all.