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Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Trump was just shootin' off his mouth again....
What the Wednesday, Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might be putting up on the Interwebz today!
- Donald Trump shot himself in the foot...again...after he asked (err, suggested) that he wanted Second Amendment gun fetishists to mobilize an assault on Hillary Clinton...with votes. Totally with votes. Yeah...
- Paul Ryan mercilessly beat the bejesus out of his Trumpkin primary challenger, Paul Nehlen. To celebrate, Ryan rubbed Nehlen's nose in it by buying supporters cheese curds and beer.
- Julian Assange is spreading more conspiracy theory nonsense from his hidey-hole because he's a super-secret Trumpkin on Pooty-Poot's payroll.
- Three Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee are attempting to formally Benghazi-gate Donald Trump for that time Trump (last week) Trump asked his BFF Pooty-kins Russia to look at Hillary Clinton's emails for boobie pictures, or dick pics, or whatever.
- Ann Coulter thinks South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley should restore the Confederate Flag to the South Carolina statehouse. Haley's response? "Bless her heart."
- Bizarre human-duck hybrid person Phil Robertson threatens to run for President.
- Fox's hiked skirt brigade featuring Meggles McCain flipped the script and went apeshit on a Trumpkin for saying Trump was the ultimate feminist.
- How much taxpayer monies has the Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio wasted profiling the Messican? GUESS! (It's $41 million.)
- The Justice Department will release the findings of an investigation that officially declares the Baltimore's cops are skull-thumping racist dicks, confirming the suspicions of everyone who's ever lived in Baltimore. The cheese stands alone!
- Repugnant Trumpkin radio show host Jason Lewis won the GOP primary for Minnesota's 2nd District. Tell your friends!
- Poor patriot Ryan Bundy has been moved to "disciplinary housing" for threatening and assaulting the long, flabby arm of the law that has him WRONGLY imprisoned.
- Laura Ingraham admits Benghazi Mom's lawsuit might be a futile gesture aimed at beating and dragging a dead horse through the mud. Again.
- Trump has a new gimmick: give him $35 dollars, and he'll give you useless "Gold Executive Membership" card that will help identify you as a racist jerkoff in public.
- Here's some educational Nice Time about Congress's August Recesses because you earned it!