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'Bout time. I've been waiting with bated breath on the edge of my seat for a new reality show.

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Ah. K. Because I think they'd be more worried about the married to men ladeez who are in the throes of toilet seat derangement.

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You mentioned the other day that you once lived in Seattle. I'm born and raised in Seattle, nearly 70 years now, and in the last 8 years or so the rent average has doubled. I'm being priced out of town. If you ever move back, bring lots of money.

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That would be a horrible day, right? Wait, I can't keep up- is horrible still bad? It seems used in the positive in that quote, how odd.

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There already is a new Odd Couple starring Matthew Perry and the guy from Reno 9-1-1.

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Hillary may surprise you. Apparently, she's quackers.

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A putsch! We could call it the putz putsch!

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Yeah, the unaffordable housing is one of the reasons I left almost 15 years ago. I did enjoy living there (had a tiny rental house near Woodland Park Zoo) but winning the lottery is the only way I would be able to move back.

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He'll probably be out of hiding soon, although which he'd stayed far more hidden in the meantime.

I understand he's succeeded in waiting out the Swedish justice system in that his unavailability for questioning is going to force very soon / has already forced them to close the case.

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'“We are investigating what happened with Seth Rich. We think it is a concerning situation,” Assange said. “There is not a conclusion yet; we are not willing to state a conclusion, but we are concerned about it. And more importantly, a variety of WikiLeaks sources are concerned when that kind of thing happens.”

Assange speak Trump more better than Trump. He uses posh phrases like 'a variety of WikiLeaks sources are concerned' rather than 'people are saying'.

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I believe he has two more years until the statute of limitations runs out, but he claims he's not avoiding the rape case. He claims the CIA is going to snatch him if he leaves the embassy, which of course won't change even if he's not facing rape charges. Clearly his only way out is a Trump pardon, which explains so much, y'all.

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I also left Seattle, ten years ago, but being a complete doofus I left it to move to New York. Talk about your housing crisis...

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...but do they weigh the same as a duck?

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I am in favor of this approach (well, except for the serving the masters part). 5 days off every month? Works for me!

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This link was provided by Time magazine, which describes this series of Foundation/ State Dept. emails as a Clinton vulnerability. All snark aside, I'm not sure what wrongdoing is alleged here. Can someone explain?

http://www.wsj.com/articles...

http://time.com/4446222/why...

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