Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is The Real Anastasia

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is The Real Anastasia

Dodger here being very meta on a cat jigsaw puzzle — courtesy of Wonkette operative Jennifer


As some of you may or may not know, I am deeply obsessed with the Romanov impostors and have been for years. Impostors in general, but mostly them — largely because I like how some of them recognized each other and others were like "Oh no, that is definitely not Tatiana! She's a big faker! This other lady is Tatiana!" about things. What I really like best, however, are the people who were dead convinced their relatives were Romanovs and dedicated so much of their lives to proving this point. I have a book by a guy who swore his Grandpa was Alexei, and it just goes into so much detail and presents so much evidence that you might think it was really true if you didn't know they found the real Alexei's bones in 2007.

Here is a documentary from way back, featuring a family who were just so sure that their grandmother was Anastasia.

Our World - Our World - In Search of a Lost Princessyoutu.be


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