Wonkette T-Shirts Are For Lovers

So we finally have our store up? It is atwonkettebazaar.com? It is still "in beta" as the nerds say, but we think it is ready but you can let us know if anything is totally fucked?

You can pay via PayPal, or click "PayPal Advanced" to pay with a credit card without having to have a stupid paypal account. (We know they freak many of you out.)

Coming very soon: So many panties! And maybe coffee cups? We don't know, tell us what else you want. And no, we don't know where to find your-logo-here vibrators. Maybe you know someone in the sex toy industry? Haha, we are just kidding, of course you know someone in the sex toy industry!

OK, Wonkers, shop away!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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