Happy Weekend!

Here is a very weird Smurf Christmas special that seems to include an element of child sacrifice, because sure why not?

Christmas Special • The Smurfs' Christmas • The Smurfswww.youtube.com

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Wonkette Weekend Chat Probably Won’t Kill You If You Wish Us Merry Christmas

9. BIG GOVERNMENT Deadline For Signing Up For NEW IMPROVED BIGGER GOVERNMENT OBAMACARE Is ... About Now!

8. Everybody Hates Elon Musk

7. Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mele Kalikimaka!

6. Wonkette Movie Night: King Kong

5. Two Wrongly Convicted Georgia Men Freed After 25 Years In Prison For Crime That Never Happened

4. Last-Minute-ish Christmas Stuff From Our Favorite Publicists To You!

3. Ten Years After Sandy Hook And America Remains Broken

2. Ronna Romney McDaniel Won't Blame Election Losses On 'Trump,' So Let's Talk About ... 'Ticket Splitting!'

1. Wonkette: Because We're AGAINST Inciting Bomb Threats At Hospitals For Kids!

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