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Here is a very weird Smurf Christmas special that seems to include an element of child sacrifice, because sure why not?
Christmas Special • The Smurfs' Christmas • The Smurfs www.youtube.com
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
10. Wonkette Weekend Chat Probably Won’t Kill You If You Wish Us Merry Christmas
7. Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mele Kalikimaka!
6. Wonkette Movie Night: King Kong
5. Two Wrongly Convicted Georgia Men Freed After 25 Years In Prison For Crime That Never Happened
4. Last-Minute-ish Christmas Stuff From Our Favorite Publicists To You!
3. Ten Years After Sandy Hook And America Remains Broken
1. Wonkette: Because We're AGAINST Inciting Bomb Threats At Hospitals For Kids!
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Despite being on day three of sleepless nights I have got to dig deep for a bit of motivation, run the vacuum cleaner through the living room, and haul a couple of boxes of holiday decorations up the stairs, and provide him with a selection of new fascinating objects for Ripper to investigate and potentially destroy.
Somewhere amidst all of the noise inside of my head there has got to be a bit of festive holiday spirit. I need to track that down and bring it out into the light of day as well.
Festivus is much easier. You can always fall back on that. I do.