Trix and Friends


San Francisco Bay Area, we have heard your soulful, soul-patched plaints, and have decided to march on you Saturday, Nov. 7, at the Rosamunde Sausage Factory and Beer Hall (Putsch). NO NOT A BEERHALL PUTSCH, we are just kidding, despite what Alex Jones has told you, we are not in fact Nazis. That guy is weird.

From 2 to 5 p.m., we will buy you some craft beers, and you will buy your own sausages, over which to make terrible "jokes" about your phalluses. (You cannot help it, it is how you do.) This will be in Oakland, and it is close to BART, so Jesus Christ, cram it already, people who are all "oh it has to be close to BART this," and "you made me ride a bus from the BART and then walk four blocks before you bought me beers last time, WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH YOU WONKETTE that."

Oh and BONUS POINTS, yr other Wonket-ing lady, the "Kaili" one who writes the Wonket Manifestos, will be in attendance. She won't say, "you made me ride a bus from the BART before you bought me beers," unless she does, in which case meh.

So did I tell you it is at Rosamunde Sausage, 911 Washington St, Oakland, CA 94607, rosamundesausagegrill.com, (510) 338-3108? And it is Saturday, Nov. 7 from 2-5 p.m.? I did? Oh good, yay me!

Come and meet us and give us soul kisses and get us pregnant, because that is how it works, ask anyone.

use a tongue-condom or you will get pragnet too.

OK see you never!

Love,

wonket

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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