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Your Monday Wisconsin Recall Round-Up: Bambi's Mom Wants You To Vote Scott Walker

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Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself"targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the nation's cheese factory, the late great state of Wisconsin. First up! Chuck Norris sees your Bill Clinton, raises you a Chuck Norris!


Wisconsin Democrats, Washington elite and insiders, and liberal special interests have joined together to fight for the recall of Gov. Scott Walker in Wisconsin in Tuesday’s election. But last Friday, when I saw them also send in the big guns, former President Bill Clinton himself, against Gov. Walker, I knew I had to enter the ring, too.

But will he fight Bill Clinton with mixed martial arts, or with the power of his self-regard?

Next! Wonkette's dearest and most illiterate friends at Americaphile have some dumb video they would like you to see. (Probably don't bother clicking through, as we have embedded all their ALL CAPS ALL BOLD for you, below.

THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD TO ENDORSE GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IN THIS VICIOUS AND TREASONOUS RECALL ELECTION INSTIGATED BY UNIONS, WHO ARE NOTHING MORE THAN AGENTS OF PIAPS!!!!!

PRO-AMERICANS IN WISCONSIN MUST RETAIN THEIR PRESENT GOVERNOR WHO HAS DONE SO MUCH TO FIGHT COMMUNISM AND THUGGERY!!!!!!

THANK YOU, GOVERNOR WALKER, FOR LOVING AMERICA!!!!!!

So that is a thing that exists.

Third up! According to David Schuster, Scott Walker is going to prison forever and ever, maybe, someday (but not within the two months preceding an election, because then an indictment would look "politically motivated").

Despite copious reporting, especially in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, about the Milwaukee County district attorney's probe of alleged violations when Walker was county executive -- including a secret email network maintained by his staff for the purpose of conducting illegal campaign activity on county time, the theft of funds intended for the widows and orphans of Iraq War veterans, and possible favorable treatment of campaign donors seeking public contracts, not much has been written about the FBI probe.

Finally, hug a deer, vote Scott Walker. As previously reported, Walker's newly appointed deer czar would like to turn Wisconsin's public land management over to private hands, because it is a fiscally conservative thing that Republicans love, selling off public amenities to the lowest bidder.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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