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Your Valentine's Nice Time, In Which We Are Nice To Really Really Grody Folks For Really No Reason At All

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We know you Wonkers are a persnickety lot, and man are you good at hate! But let's take a moment to give a Malbec-soaked shout-out to some people we hate while remembering their common humanity.


Wait! Where'd you go???

First up, Mittens Romney and his wife, the Lady Egg, became grandparents again for the 20th time. Mazel tov, Mittens and Egg, and may all your grandchildren move to kibbutzes!

Second up, notably sane and not all bigoted Victoria Jackson shares a video of her lover -- CLICK! -- and though we could only watch one and a half minutes of it, her husband, Paul the Cop, is cute! And nervous! And EVERYONE deserves love, except for that fucking Baltimore Raven -- you know the one -- who jumped on Jeff Rich Gannon* feet-first after he was already down and ruined the Raiders FOR EVER.

No, but really, everyone DOES deserve love (except for that Raven, who should die old and alone), and ... oh fuck, yay we guess. Moar wine. Anyway, fucking BE NICE. (If you can.) Because we at Wonket are the sweetest, gentlest, most giving and generous people in the whole wide world. Everyone knows that.

*Fucking Malbec. What the hell is Jeff Gannon up to these days, anyway? Anybody wanna drop a dime?

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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