Your Weekly Top Ten Drew Sharpie Dicks All Over This Post
No we didn't. We're not an idiot like the president of the United States of America.
Anyway, there are no dicks in the picture above, either, which looks very pristine! It is the place where Editrix and family went on their vacation, where they always go, because it is in Shy's family! Don't worry, there are kid pix below.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. BEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES, It's The Dems' Climate Change Town Hall!
9. The Category Five Storm Is IN TRUMP'S BRAIN!
7. Walmart Takes Away Walmart Shoppers' Guns!
6. A Nation That Isn't Crazy About Labor Celebrates Labor Day
5. A Pleasing Plethora Of Puppies And Other Nice Things
4. So This Is What The 'Straight Pride Parade' Looks Like. Huh.
3. Is Trump A Russian Asset, A Stupid Idiot, Or ALL OF THEM KATIE? Spies And Former Spies Say You Betcha!
2. In The Matter Of Diamond And Silk's Very Real Lawyer v. Wonkette: Bring It, Shithead. Wonkette: Bring It, Shithead
1. Maybe Donald Trump Can Explain How Killing This Woman Will Make America Great, Because We Sure Can't
Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!
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