Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake
Yeah no seriously, ain't got time to write words at you, going to the lake for the weekend and coming back "sometime." You want some top ten stories and kid pics? Fine, have some. BUT THAT'S ALL YOU GET.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
Kid pics. By the way, we are informed she designed the headpiece herself, because she is #StyleFile.
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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