Your Weekly Top Ten Is Less Than 100 Days Out From The Mid-Terms!
HI WONKERS, WE ARE TIRED, YOU ARE TIRED, WE ARE ALL TIRED.
But if you haven't noticed, we are now officially fewer than 100 days out from the mid-terms, which means if we all get off our asses and do everything in our power to make this blue tsunami happen in November, THE END OF OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS IN SIGHT. Or at least we will breathe a lot easier, and sleep even more easier. You know that pit in your stomach you've had ever since around 10 PM on November 8, 2016? Can you imagine what it will feel like for that pit to start lifting, because you are drunk and excited this November about HOLY SHIT HOW DID WE TAKE ONE MILLION SEATS IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO THE SENATE BY A SQUEAKER?
So rest up this weekend, but then get fired up, ready to go. This is the final stretch, but only if we MAKE it the final stretch. The alternative is that we live in hell now.
Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé? Yes we shall:
8. Seattle, Bellingham, Spokane, Washington: Prepare The Wine And Women (REMINDER!!!!)
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
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