Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR IN-PEACH!
Two things: As we write this, officially 100 Democrats have now come out for impeachment. Meanwhile, three House Republicans announced their retirement this week. (The third one was Alabama's Martha Roby. Yes, that Martha Roby. GET THE FUCK OUT.)
Anyway, the point is that this is obviously DEMS IN DISARRAY and whatnot. Also, did you hear the Judiciary Committee led by Jerry Nadler filed Friday to get the grand jury material from Mueller's report? This is important for a number of reasons we're sure we'll get into in the coming weeks, but for now you should read the filing, and see that it mentions impeachment EIGHTY-FIVE FUCKING TIMES. Read it. As Laurence Tribe said on Twitter, "the eagle has taken flight." When you're done reading it, read the Washington Post's analysis, which agrees with the thing about the eagle of impeachment that has started its flying journey up the president's large butt.
The second thing is that Friday was National Dog Photography Day, which is why Lula gets top billing. That picture was taken after the Mueller hearings, because after Daddy had to steal the ottoman she sleeps on to put his stupid computer on it in front of the TV all day long, it was GODDAMNED STICK TIME.
There is a kid picture below.
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