Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again
Oh hey, did we survive the week that was Rudy? Yes we did! So now it's time for your top ten post, where we count down the top ten posts of the week, like we do every week. You ready?
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don’t Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago. Second week in a row!
2. The Week In Garbage Men: Incels Sympathizers Make Case For Redistribution Of Vaginas. So many garbage men, each and every week!
3. Michelle Wolf Was Fucking Fabulous And Transcendent At The White House Correspondent’s Dinner, So Shut Up. Hard to believe that was just last weekend.
4. The Redistribution Of Human Flesh, By Ross Douthbag. Just trying to help Ross Douthat out!
5. Did Michelle Wolf Call Sarah Huckabee Sanders A ‘Debased Redneck Motherfucker’ Or Something? No, Wonkette did that.
6. OMG Has Michael Cohen Already Started Singing Like The Big Dumb Canary He Is? We are just curious!
7. America’s Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton Explains Why Youngs Must Handle Trump’s Tacklebox. God, he is so fucking weird.
9. Sorry To Be Such A Michelle Wolf, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Total Fucking Liar Again. Just like she always is.
10. How Pathetic Is Michael Cohen, On A Scale Of One To Donald Trump Jr.? SO VERY PATHETIC.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
OK anyway bye! Don't do anything we wouldn't do this weekend!
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