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Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé? Yes we shall:

10. Rudy Giuliani: Lying Or Stupid? Stupid Or Lying? It's Just So Hard To Tell! (He's Lying)

9. ACTUAL Space Force Will Land On The Sun!

8. Now Is The Time On Sprockets Where Gordon Klingenschmitt Exorcises Everyone Who Hates Trump

7. Mike Ness Punched Rude-Ass Trump Idiot At A Social D Show And Now We Are All Pregnant

6. Stupidest Man On Internet Shitcans Stupidest White House Correspondent On Internet, For We Dunno Why

5. It's A Kansas Kobach Clusterfuck, And We Are LOVING IT!

4. Jason Kessler: SHUT UP DAD, I'M DOING NAZI STUFF!

3. D.C. Restaurants To Charlottesville 2.0 Marchers: Nazi Punks Fuck Off

2. Please Tell Us What Is Going On With These Creepy DIY Videos

1. Mississippi's 2018 Senate Elections Are, Of Course, Completely Nuts.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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