Your Weekly Top Ten Is Your Weekly Top Ten, What More Do You Want?
We always feel such pressure to write something interesting in the first paragraph of this, but by the time we write it, we have no energy for "interesting." Do you really want that? God, you are demanding. Let's count down the top stories of the week!
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
More kid pics:
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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