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He got his fill?

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About Florida: Withholding someone's rights because of debts? Isn't that unconstitutional or something?

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This! If it's a squeaker Trump will say it's not big enough to be legitimate. If it's a landslide he'll say it couldn't possibly be that large without cheating.

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I seldom miss a musical one.

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ka-Ching!

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I dunno, the whole premise seems kinda flaky to me.

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In 2018 we ran on healthcare, and the fact that everyone hated Trump. We didn't run on any far left platform, like we're doing now.

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I'm not sure too many people got my joke, but I'm glad at least one person did!!!

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Going up against a loser and a loon like Trump should be a day at the beach.

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Much love for your parents!

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My senator. *draws hearts*

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What are we supposed to do? Call our reps?

I wish - and have for years - that we had the ability to call a no confidence vote.

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My parents were career journalists for 30 and 45 years each, respectively (one left due to McClatchy fuckery; the other just retired - bastards couldn't break the JOA in court!). They still are very much dialed in with their old friends and even the few who've been lucky to be hired back at freelance rates. :P The industry is a pale shadow of what it was even when I was a child (early 80s).

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Dear Nancy,

Trump will complain about illegitimacy no matter what. The idea we have to toe some bullshit centrist line is absolutely absurd and actively endangers lives. Shame on you.

Love and kisses,All the minorities (and probably majorities too!) who are waiting for you to GROW A FUCKING SPINE LIKE YOU USED TO HAVE A COUPLE MONTHS AGO WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK.

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On Pelosi's comments, I think paranoia about voter fraud is something Drumpf himself played to death in the 2016 cycle. A further development I've noticed is that right leaning FB posters are now claiming to be behind a national ID, which would in fact set down a uniform standard of voter identification with little room for further complaining.

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My high school civics teacher once observed an execution by electric chair. He said he couldn't eat bacon for a month after that.

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