Everyone knows Joni Ernst has cut the balls off a pig or two, but did you know she's also a human female? Let's see if she does better than literally everyone else we've ever seen give one of these things. 10: 27 As a young girl, Joni Ernst plowed the field and worked the biscuit line. She had bread bags on her feet. Everyone in Iowa was so poor that bread bags were the only shoes they knew. That's Joni Ernst's America.
So, of the 3 "rebuttals" I've now watched, they pretty much all started "Hey, so the President just talked, but I'm not going to discuss what he said, I'm going to read these prepared remarks that may or may not agree or disagree with the things the President said... Basically, it's my turn to talk about what I want to talk about!"
Christ, Homer Simpson presented a more coherent rebuttal.
That's hilarious, it wasn't private when I watched it... I guess the super terrible minute or so where he had a lady adjust his tie and fix his makeup, and then he fistpumped and mouthed the first bit of his speech was too embarrassing to leave up...
As Original Oratory's go, I'm gonna have to give her a Rank 7 and 10 Speaker Points. Well below the break line, Joni. No trophy for you.
1) if that isn't a god damn wig then I don't know what is!
2) "Keystone"? Are you fukking kidding me? You should've talked about pig Caesarians, that would've been more entertaining/revelant
3) WTF, I ran out of Smirnoff!!!1!!!
4) I feel robbed without the maniacal Joker laugh
5) No mention of "Castration"
6) since "bread bags" are so tough can I use them as condoms? Not for me, but for a friend that is asking...and extremely cheap
7) Is orange <strong>REALLY</strong> the new black?!?!
8) Considering the amount of &quot;pork&quot; Mitch McConell likes to take home to Kentucky, he may want to cross his legs anytime Joni Ernst walks by. Just saiyin!
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So, of the 3 &quot;rebuttals&quot; I&#039;ve now watched, they pretty much all started &quot;Hey, so the President just talked, but I&#039;m not going to discuss what he said, I&#039;m going to read these prepared remarks that may or may not agree or disagree with the things the President said... Basically, it&#039;s my turn to talk about what I want to talk about!&quot;
Christ, Homer Simpson presented a more coherent rebuttal.
Pretty sure that as a Canadian, we have a higher tax rate than you folks down there in whatever is south of us... I dunno... Brazil or something?
I think she&#039;s an Exo III knockoff.
100% tax if you&#039;re a Romney. That&#039;s simple, right?
That&#039;s hilarious, it wasn&#039;t private when I watched it... I guess the super terrible minute or so where he had a lady adjust his tie and fix his makeup, and then he fistpumped and mouthed the first bit of his speech was too embarrassing to leave up...
She&#039;s in a binder somewhere, that&#039;s all I know...
Never ask Paul Ryan for &quot;thoughts&quot;, that&#039;s really outside of his area of expertise...
&quot;Yep, I was right. That&#039;s the worst acting that I ever did see!&quot;
She looks like she is 44 going on 60.
Republicans are essentially walking examples of either a) the Dunning Kruger Effect, b) Arguments from incredulity or c) all of the above...
Pretty sure that was Dana Carvey&#039;s &quot;Grumpy Old Man&quot; <a href="https://media.zenfs.com/en-..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com...">https://media.zenfs.com/en-...
This is like watching a street busker take the stage after Bruce Springsteen.
As Original Oratory&#039;s go, I&#039;m gonna have to give her a Rank 7 and 10 Speaker Points. Well below the break line, Joni. No trophy for you.
1) if that isn&#039;t a god damn wig then I don&#039;t know what is!
2) &quot;Keystone&quot;? Are you fukking kidding me? You should&#039;ve talked about pig Caesarians, that would&#039;ve been more entertaining/revelant
3) WTF, I ran out of Smirnoff!!!1!!!
4) I feel robbed without the maniacal Joker laugh
5) No mention of &quot;Castration&quot;
6) since &quot;bread bags&quot; are so tough can I use them as condoms? Not for me, but for a friend that is asking...and extremely cheap
7) Is orange <strong>REALLY</strong> the new black?!?!
8) Considering the amount of &quot;pork&quot; Mitch McConell likes to take home to Kentucky, he may want to cross his legs anytime Joni Ernst walks by. Just saiyin!
I&#039;m willing to bet there was no water in that room at all...