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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Whore’s blossoms? Decay from not bathing? Abuse of some exotic form of methamphetamine? Rosea gone amok?

He clearly sucks and should not be taken seriously, and yet they do, because he at least fakes not being a total fool so he’s their intellectual firepower, which is sad.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

God, I would LOVE to see Ryan go to jail. 😌😌😌😌

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

My spouse claims they want him to be prez and that is why he is said to be retiring, so he can primary trump. I hope he's wrong.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Yes, they're real. And they're spectacular.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Hans Asperger himself remarked on the value of neurodiversity as a support of the community. You need your truthsayers, justice-obsessed idealists, and people who in general show the limits and issues with "the way things are."

The disorder is that the problem is social, not personal. It's a real problem staying employed when the politics of work matter more than the work you interviewed for, and which qualified you for the role.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Thanks - I hadn't actually heard an alternate explanation, not that I wasted one single second looking anywhere but here ;-p

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Bright Bart's avatar

"Is there no such thing any longer as Due Process?"Not at the Catalina Wine Mixer Bitch! Pow.

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Magic Juan's avatar

Wow Vlad has a flexible neck!

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Petunia Cat's avatar

No shit. 😳😳😳😳 He probably got Russian money. McConnell did. And he got a half a mil from the Kochs the day after the shitty tax bill passed. If he did become president he he’d be one of the “fun ones“ - for kids 80 years in the future to learn about in school. The way Taft and Nixon are. 😞

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, there is a reason, "May you live in interesting times" is a Chinese curse.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I have multiple aquariums of dwarf shrimp, but to farm ones large enough to edible you need large ponds, with a good filtration system.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Remember Russia funneled money through the NRA. Which means they probably own it now. And Putin doesn't allow that easy gun ownership on his turf.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

His point is, he's a scared wittle wabbit.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

At my mother's Catholic Church in Arizona, there's a guy who goes to communion every week wearing a red T-shirt emblazoned with the words SUPPORT STEM CELL RESEARCH. I give him a lot of credit for speaking his mind. The priest, also, to some degree because he could actually refuse to give the guy the sacrament if he wanted to.

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ken_kukec's avatar

I fell head-over-heels for the supernova from Maldova, Bianna Golodryga, while watching her slice & dice Rohrabacher's pasty ass over Russia:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Oh right, I forgot about that story with all the other BS coming out daily.

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