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1. Collect underpants.

2. ?

3. Profit!

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Maybe they're doing an "impeachment inquiry" with the intent of (this isn't my original idea, I read it elsewhere) handing out subpoena after frivolous subpoena to the Bidens to supply information that isn't relevant or doesn't even exist, hoping that in the end the president will tell them to get bent and they'll have a pretext for charging him with contempt of congress.

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I think "Comer Pyle" is an apt nickname for him. (Apologies to Jim Nabors)

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I'm actually kinda surprised at this point that Comer hasn't just come out and announced that Biden deposited a million dollar check from Xi himself and in return has declared that Xi is to be supreme overlord of the United States of America. I mean think about it, right wing media would run with it they don't give a fuck if anything's true or not, everyone on the left would be pissed off but that would be a badge of honor for Comer, and the mainstream media would simply report that Comer says its true and Biden says its not, since nothing can be verified and everything in the world is just a he-said she-said. Maybe that will be their stupid October surprise.

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IF President Biden really had done something over-the-top shonky, why, for the love of Crom on his grim misty mountain, would anybody imagine for a second that James Comer would be the one to catch him at it? It stands out a mile that he's too abysmally stupid.

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I cannot understand why the legal counsel for the committees stay on. They must know it's all BS.

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Paychecks? I mean, would you hire them at this point?

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Kinda hard to miss something that big, I'd think.

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James Comer is a case study in why people associate a twang with stupidity

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The Loyal Buttwhistlers is the name of my ragtime theremin trio.

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Ta, Evan. I still mourn the loss of Oversight Committee Chair Carolyn Maloney, who used to represent me in Congress. She's what we call menschen; even came to visit our local polling place when we were on a very long line out in the cold to re-elect President Obama. No complaints about our current representative Dan Goldman; it's just sad that she was replaced by Pigfuck.

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When I see Comer it makes me think of the guitar-strumming Primus guy, Les Claypool at the intro of South Park, except he’s signing about Joe Biden. “Goin’ down the White House gonna have impeachment time. Goin’ down the White House gonna leave the facts behind!”

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