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...tonight? Fukk that, I'm toasted already!

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...drugs missing from a government facility? Just walk out to the parking lot and find the janitor getting out of 7 series BMW!

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Unfortunately I did not get one taker from the Mighty 14 Cheesy Freedom Fighters. However I think eggs scrambled with Karl’s Packer Bratwurst and Bloody Marys with a bump of New Glarus Spotted Cow would have been appropriate.

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Note to Libya and Bahrain: During a day of rage, actually killing and injuring people will NOT make them less rageful. Please keep this in mind.

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Getting rid of these dictators one at a time is simply too inefficient. We need to get Gadhafi of Libya , the Bahrain Royal Buddies, President Ali Abdullah Saleh of Yemen and Walker of Wisconsin (am I missing anyone?) together in one spot and drop a Bolton bomb on them. Fixed.

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Clearly the 9-million-dollar shipment of opium was intended to be processed into heroin. Since it was shipped TO the US, this means that those good manufacturing jobs are returning to our shores. Hurray?

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Recipe for a Bolton Bomb™ 1) Hollow out Bolton 2) Stuff hollow Bolton with bomb.

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They could have gone with "Day of Vociferous Remonstration", which might have given them a time advantage while dictators looked up those words.

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Fat Man and <strike>Little Boy</strike> Fat Woman

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