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Another quick source attrib for yer hed gif today. Have a nice weekend!

https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/motherhood-can-turn-you-into-a-basket

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😳🤯😳🤬😳

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By the time I followed the CNN link, I couldn't find anything about Huckabee Sanders. What's she up to now?

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My things to hand out (vote for me things) are ready in about 20 minutes for pick up!

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My things to hand out (vote for me things) are ready in about 20 minutes for pick up!

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That article about Marines who snuck up on an A.I. by hiding under cardboard boxes and other ridiculous tricks noted that they were probably inspired by Looney Tunes and Metal Gear, but wonders "how do you walk like a fir tree?"

Dude who did that is obviously a fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Apr 26Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

"Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee" is the main reason I've vetoed all my wife's requests to buy some property in Arkansas.

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"Cities don’t have militias, rural militias can’t take cities"

Literally, Oklahoma City, or does that not count?

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Okay, I'm ready to move into that Detroit mansion. Just need another $3,249,000.

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Apr 26Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

After reading the Queen of AirBnB story....... sounds like an awful lot of family members of mine who have bipolar disorder.

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Maybe she should only speak for herself. JFC.

https://twitter.com/LucBernard/status/1783783372256690676

Jill Stein said the Jewish people have Poland? Huh wot.

95% of polish Jews were exterminated. Can Americans stop wanting to do population transfers on either side.

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Apr 26Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

As an old restaurant pro, my go-to is just the health department score. I've been through enough inspections that the score tells me what I need to know.

98? Some small violations that were likely situational and I don't care. 88? They're storing raw meat over produce and it's time to leave.

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The elusive little dark tip on the tail, so unique, that'll be fun to chase once it catches his eye!

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Here to be servicy:

POTATOHEAD is not a Spelling Bee pangram. Not even when you enter it a second time, just to be sure.

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I'm still in awe that the Supreme Court is considering whether or not a president has the authority to overrule or straight-up disband and imprison (or worse) the Supreme Court...

Is my brain not working? Am I accidentally drinking formaldehyde? As per Good Morning Vietnam rules, if I get sick, do I get a free salad?

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