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TundraGrifter's avatar

PsycWench:

There's no fuel like the old fuel.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That photo of Duh Gov' proves, once again, her glasses are just plain glass. No vision correction at all. The lines of her face, seen through the lenses, have no distortion.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Soon the filter will get thicker and thicker until it's 3/4 inch ply.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The bankrupt borrowers are the real scammers, and the giant bailed-out financial institutions that speculated in debt guarantees and other exotic financial instruments are their victims. The truth must be told!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I saw that, and was confused too. Obamaloans? Did I not goe the Obamabot newsletter that was written by the Obamapen stating how to get free Obamacoins? Outrage!!!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I wonder how Repubicans reconcile "sanctity of life" with the death penalty which is kinda the opposite of sanctifying life.

Also too how they reconcile the death penalty with liberty. After all, a tyrannical government really only needs the power to kill its citizens.

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diogenez's avatar

Sarah Palin is really intelligible only to feral children, which may account for her warm reception at CPAC.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are the "War on Youth" people for or against a war on youth?

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bobbert's avatar

An enrichment of bare asses?

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bobbert's avatar

Hahahaha well done.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's just between them and their Craigslist dates.

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malsperanza's avatar

Maybe it's bad form to praise another blog in Wonkette's pages, but I greatly enjoyed this righteous and furious pasquinade from Charles Pierce about our national Palindrome, and I think my fellow Wonklings will too. <a href="http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/blogs\/politics\/sarah-palin-cpac-2014-030814" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/sarah-palin...">http://www.esquire.com/blog...

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malsperanza's avatar

Next year they are going to rename CPAC. It will be called Palindrome: It makes just as much sense backwards as forwards.

Beyond Palindrome: One party enters; two parties leave.

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chascates's avatar

No gun raffle? No thongs that say "Drill here, DRILL NOW!!!"? No 'Kill a Faggot for Jesus' bumper stickers?

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schmannity's avatar

The Breitbart Ouija Boards were gone after the first day.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The blimps get a little smaller every year. Sad.

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