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BackDoorMan's avatar

... Suzanne Sugerbaker libelz!

Fartknocker's avatar

Purely speculating and speculating only, but she sure looks like the young lady selling back-to-school supplies and groceries for HEB on my teevee. If Mr. Butt (Herman E. Butt, the founder) learns of this revelation, the corporation will drop her like a hot cat turd.

The Librarian's avatar

I think Ms Hay needs to abdicate the crown and shut her piehole. One can't learn the lesson when there's no consequences.

The Wanderer's avatar

Eva wouldn't have qualified. Her ankles, nose and chin don't conform to modern standards.

Skadi's avatar

Visualize whirled peas! VISUALIZE!

Skadi's avatar

I feel as though (b) and (c) could probably be combined, since I can imagine the average horse's reaction to having ginger stuffed up its butt.

yyyaz's avatar

Srsly. I thought they were commemorating homeboy Carroll.

yyyaz's avatar

I only came to scratch my balls.

yyyaz's avatar

Hmm. Wonder if I could monetize "Twitnym."

Vienna Woods's avatar

Meh. Never seen it, don't like chick flicks.

yyyaz's avatar

Went through it with my boys, who never heard me or their mother say it, but thought it was kewl to adopt the gangsta persona.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

I'm not even going to get into how fucked our education system is. suffice to say that I lucked out on the ISD lottery getting placed in Eanes ISD (at the time the 2nd best public school district in the country and, haha, opened early in 1969 so that rich people could avoid sending their kids to integrated schools; now much more progressive) where most of our schools pretty much suck and the funding system, according to the Tweetingest Justice in the country, Don Willett, is "Byzantine".

but who is a better match for this lady: former fetus and current moron State Rep. Jonathan "Sticky" Stickland or "papers please" (which should really be "que hora papeles") proponent and misogynist State Sen. Charles Perry (no relation)?

Sticky:https://www.texastribune.or...

Perry with the Not Good Hair:http://www.salon.com/2015/0...

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Maybe she had A Black Friend and therefore was allowed to use that word by association.

accidental housewife's avatar

"My Dago"

How dare you!! It's "My WOP", you cretin.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Even in my little Northwest town, before the Internet was even a gleam in Al Gore's eye, I was appalled when my parents said racist things. It was possible to know what was going on between the races even then, if you had access to a TV and one of the 4 channels broadcasting. I mean jeez, that's one of the things the hippies were banging on about all those years ago.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

To be a little contrarian: Those tweets could be interpreted as a misguided attempt to be kewl and not as outright racial bigotry.