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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

me too, but I promised myself I'd wait until I got home. I really want a Spider House Frito Pie!

New Year 1080p's avatar

Ah, there are two varieties in NC! You must have had Eastern style.

Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

My parents lived in New Bern, that's as Far East as you can get without being on the Outer Banks, so yeah.That barbecue was NASTY

New Year 1080p's avatar

I wouldn't mind seeing him homeless, in a schadenfreude cum karma sort of way.

SterWonk's avatar

I work not far from an Armadillo Willy's, and we went their once for dinner when we had visitors from out of town. Indeed, it was pretty good! Unfortunately, I haven't had occasion to get back there.

steelhips's avatar

I think it is along the lines of you get the face you deserve. It certainly rings true with these haggard fu^*%$#&.

HazooToo's avatar

Why don't they just not eat like pigs?

RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I knew as soon as I read "Texas BBQ sucks" that Evan wrote this. Barbecue partisanship runs deep!

RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Ugh, Cincinnati barbecue is A Thing?!? How can people who don't even allow themselves porn smoke a decent sausage?!?!

HarpyLibtart's avatar

It's because souls produce anti-oxidants which fight free radicals and slow the ageing process. #alternativefactsThat's the mark of the Faustian bargain, you can ascend to the throne of power provided you don't mind looking like dry-aged freeway roadkill when you get there.

Teecha's avatar

I'm not sure if I was clear enough tbh.

reelreeler's avatar

Was he demonstrating how (if Putin was a fat ass) Putin would look while eating BBQ?

BrianW's avatar

Oh it's good, and not overly thick.

Outzie's avatar

Speaking as a part-year San Antonio resident, I'd just like to say that the barbeque at "The Big Bib" on Austin Hwy is very, very good. Also, the peach cobbler. The 'que at Bill Miller's, OTOH, is not worth the calories.