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I will draw you a map.

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me too, but I promised myself I'd wait until I got home. I really want a Spider House Frito Pie!

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Ah, there are two varieties in NC! You must have had Eastern style.

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My parents lived in New Bern, that's as Far East as you can get without being on the Outer Banks, so yeah.That barbecue was NASTY

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I wouldn't mind seeing him homeless, in a schadenfreude cum karma sort of way.

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I work not far from an Armadillo Willy's, and we went their once for dinner when we had visitors from out of town. Indeed, it was pretty good! Unfortunately, I haven't had occasion to get back there.

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I think it is along the lines of you get the face you deserve. It certainly rings true with these haggard fu^*%$#&.

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Why don't they just not eat like pigs?

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Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I knew as soon as I read "Texas BBQ sucks" that Evan wrote this. Barbecue partisanship runs deep!

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Ugh, Cincinnati barbecue is A Thing?!? How can people who don't even allow themselves porn smoke a decent sausage?!?!

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It's because souls produce anti-oxidants which fight free radicals and slow the ageing process. #alternativefactsThat's the mark of the Faustian bargain, you can ascend to the throne of power provided you don't mind looking like dry-aged freeway roadkill when you get there.

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I'm not sure if I was clear enough tbh.

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Was he demonstrating how (if Putin was a fat ass) Putin would look while eating BBQ?

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Oh it's good, and not overly thick.

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Speaking as a part-year San Antonio resident, I'd just like to say that the barbeque at "The Big Bib" on Austin Hwy is very, very good. Also, the peach cobbler. The 'que at Bill Miller's, OTOH, is not worth the calories.

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