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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

No, it is a traffic producing nightmare for those of us who live around and work in Austin.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Jiffy lube = lubed up in a jiffy

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ahughes798's avatar

Try binder clips.

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teddy21's avatar

not so good for sex toys

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ahughes798's avatar

We "regressive Illinois idiots" live in a solidly blue state that went for Blackity Black OBama twice. We have legalised medical marijuana, and gay marriage. There are a lot of conservative assholes here, as you can plainly tell when the assholes elected Joe "I'm a racist twat" Walsh. But, also too, he only lasted one term. I'm happy to be a progressive Illinosan.

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SighSperling's avatar

Sorry, not blaming you personally.

Used to live in Arlington Heights a million years ago. I'm in Boston now and also 'enjoy'medical Marijuana while my friends 'enjoy' gay marriage.

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ahughes798's avatar

Jonathon's rings and a Rolex.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I don't think he has a past in porn. I may or may not have researched the issue.

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ahughes798's avatar

Boston is a great place to live, Arlington Heights, not so much. It's very conservative there, and even where I live, up near the Wisconsin border. We'll be enjoying medical marijuana soon(I hope), and gay marriage is ok here, too.

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La forza del  resistino's avatar

this is subtle. he could have borrowed her hat for the shot.http://www.advocate.com/upl...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How enormous? Pics or GTFO!

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MJVD's avatar

"JonathOn". With an "o". Because of course it is.

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SighSperling's avatar

I still think it's brilliant performance art.Regressive Illinois idiots have literally supported a gay lifestyle.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

"It’s not clear why Schock reported part of the cost of a flight as a purchase of software."

You've never been in a Gulfstream, I take it.

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

o(ri)ffice expansion

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