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He doesn't know about that because he was away.

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When the new Country of Texas starts to look at its citizens, you know who they will start to demonize first off? Well.... hint.... if your name is somewhat Mexi-Spanish-Hispanic.. you might be on the first buses outta the place. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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We can't blame them. People of Cruz's kind are criminals and rapists. There may be good ones, but they won't mix well with freedom-loving white folks of New America.

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Listen...im sick and tired of these Mexicans living in cities like San Francisco or El Paso. What right do Hispanics have to live in San Diego or Los Angeles?

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Cuuz...that sounds Hispanic...just sayin'

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Santa Fe.

Like..... just because they built a city in 1607 - 13 years BEFORE the Mayflower landed, does not mean that they have any claim to Nth America. And that is just like those sneaky beaners. Go and create a whole city a decade before anyone white thought of doing it. Just so unfair.

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Suspiciously so. Does he have his papers to prove he's American. Hell, does he have proof he's TEXAN?

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Ahhhh..... I may be somewhat under a ban as I used a word that is a slur against folks of Messican ancestry. I did, however, use the word 'rapist' too - that seems to be just fine. Weird old world, right?

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They need the tax revenue collected from the states with a collective IQ bigger than their boot size. And there is a slight problem with just 'owning' the oil. It's the refining and distribution that makes it profitable. Just pointing out that the actual USA could stick a 750% tariff on Texan crude entering the country. Where they gonna ship it?

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Damn taco trucks on every goddam corner. Mmmmmmmm taco trucks.....

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Snorts.... Mexico? Give it to Saudi Arabia.... Iran..... Botswana.... New Zealand... the list is endless.

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We'd welcome the athletes from the Nation of New Texas, but they are unable to find the host nation on a map. A map with REALLY BIG LETTERS too. This is the 6th Olympics in a row that they have not been able to compete.

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Just for the fuck of it.....https://youtu.be/v4s2AMKPHnE

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'I hef to go on my vacation in Cancun....'

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"Rafael Edward Cruz was born on December 22, 1970, at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to Eleanor Elizabeth (née Darragh) Wilson and Rafael Cruz. Eleanor Wilson was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She is of three-quarters Irish and one-quarter Italian descent, and earned an undergraduate degree in mathematics from Rice University in the 1950s.Cruz's father was born and raised in Cuba, the son of a Canary Islander who immigrated to Cuba as child. As a teenager in the 1950s, he was beaten by agents of Fulgencio Batista for opposing the Batista regime. He left Cuba in 1957 to attend the University of Texas at Austin and obtained political asylum in the United States after his four-year student visa expired. He earned Canadian citizenship in 1973 and became a naturalized United States citizen in 2005." Wikipedia

So many options! Canada definitely doesn't want Ted the Turd want, but hey, why not send him to Cuba. After all, his father was beaten by Batista's government, whuch later was removed by Castro and the Cuban revoltuion, so I would make sense that Rafi would want to be with the people who got rid of the guy that beat his father, right?

Therefore, I think we need to ask Raúl Castro to welcome Rafael Edward "Turd" Cruz with open arms to Cuba,so we don't have to deal with his crap anymore.

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Irish, hey? That explains everything.

It there a fucking nation his family HASN'T been asked to leave?

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