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If we don't get him out of the White House, someone's going to have a post office with his name on it ... think about that horror.

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Make sure to clean your browser history if you have kids.

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So in this case, the term "Helicopter Parents" would mean ...

OH. MY. GOD.

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"No, this one's different, sir."

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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The problem is, and the last that I read, was that Devin Nunes (another alleged recuser like Sessions), still had to sign off on the House Intelligence Committee's subpoenas cuz Conaway is just sitting in while Nunes puts on his knee pads for his next midnight run to see Donnie.I'll look. But can someone confirm one way or another if this is the case?I LOVE Adam Schiff. (And the old Law & Order guy too!)

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I literally whip out subpoenas all the time for my work. But they never throb! Do yours?

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I'm not a southern person, but I almost want to realistically "bless" Miss Lindsey's "heart". Not in the Steel Magnolia's way, but for real. If she can keep up the good work against trump.

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The office is archaic. It is a warmed over Brit monarchy circa 1800. Meanwhile Brits moved on or EVOLVED. All power now rests with the Commons (= House of Representatives) Brit Upper House circa 1800 (Lords) and Monarch now advisory only (Monarch barely and privately) If Trump proves one thing it is superiority of Brit Parliamentary System under which the governing party would remove his ilk by party vote.

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It's BS without finesse.

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"Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell in such a way they look forward to the trip."

Churchill.

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Just messaged my girlfriend the Urban Dictionary pages...

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I work with preschoolers, and when I look at so much of Trump's behaviour, all I can think is "He did NOT have a good nanny". He exhibits so much of what we see when a three year old is the only grandchild on both sides. It's really hard for those kids to learn that actions have consequences, and that they will be held accountable for their behaviour.

Trump's parents were well able to afford the kind of caregivers who could teach this to little Donnie, without being authoritarian and breaking his spirit. Doesn't look like they had them, though. His lack of self control and pathetic need for reassurance and applause just cry out that he never got what he needed when he was little - to be loved more, and indulged less.

My heart kinda breaks for the little boy he once was, but I haven't much sympathy for the old man who has never bothered to mature past his three year old self, and who is now doing so much damage.

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I love B&B. My best friend and I dated the human versions of them in 1979. They both had big subpoenas..

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Having a large subpoena is nice, but it's how you use it, large or not, that matters.

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Oh my god, it is impossible for him to be so perfect. AND he's married to a hag like me.

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Texas is fighting to be able to continue racial gerrymandering.

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