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I didn't write The Raven if that's what you're asking.

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Totally off-topic, but...I love the juxtaposition of user names in this comment.

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Not sure if you're being sarcastic or a Poe...

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The trick here is to see some sort of distinction between the government and the billionaires that own it. It takes some effort but it can be done.

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:"Alex Jones has claimed that Hillary Clinton arranged the murder of a former staffer;"It's a bit below her, she would normally screw up entire countries like Libya then go after one sorry DNC staffer, and who cares about one guy anyway?

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Can somebody slow this down? I can't read that fast!

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I dunno. Kind of reminds me of that old adage about who got the paving contract for the highway to hell.

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What was it Dave Letterman used to say? "Arby's because your hunger is stronger than your memory." Something like that.

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Born in the South Pacific were you?

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On the other hand, a Samoan...

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I can't imagine how a real actual president would have time for TiVo looney-fests.

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Here's the obligatory, "why not both?"

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Oh well, we'll always have the dance mix:

https://twitter.com/kebejay...

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What a snowflake!

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Is there a cure for being Alex Jones? Or is it terminal? Are there any other symptoms apart from being a raving frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic?Has tRump caught Alex Jones? That would explain a lot.Do we need to set up a national organisation to fund a cure?

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