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I could picture Sheen boning a kid. He's just so skeevy.

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I do wonder about people like that, who just surround themselves with kids... Maybe they don't know how to enjoy their own company and always need other people to 'live for'?

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His conspiracy views are more aligned with Marion Cottilard's, though.

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Yeah, many of those folks are so desperate to get the big L off their foreheads that they would do anything, including murder, to feel some sense of personal power.

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I've always felt sorry for him, even though his actions were deplorable. I can just look at that kid and tell he's wildly clinically depressed. If he'd gotten medication that whole tragedy wouldn't have happened.

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Trenchant observation.

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It's one of my pet peeves that we can afford a massive military, and to send Social Security money to rich old people who don't need it, but we can't afford mental health care.

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That hits close to home. Our parents divorced when I was three. And I had a younger sister and brother. Then mom had a breakdown and was gone for two and a half years, raised by our grandparents, of whom our grandad had also spent time in a mental hospital. Mom eventually returned, took us back and not only raised us, tumultuous as that sometimes was, but inculcated in us a sense of service, since she was a nurse by profession and a great one. Mental health care is something this country suffers greatly without. As regards mental health this country is Unfrozen Caveman.

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There's been such a stigma towards mental health in this country for so long that people are ashamed to admit they are depressed, bipolar, or whatever. Then of course we have the nutbag Republicans who aren't going to rest until the billionaires pay zero in taxes, and the rest of us are all peasants who can't afford regular health care, much less mental health care.

Your mom sounds like a nice lady!

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She worked as an instructor for a while at the local vocational school, and trained a generation of LPNs. Her name is known throughout that section of western New York.

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I used to say that shit about the ladiez that wouldn't give me the time of day, also too. If they won't date you, they are either lezbos, frigid, or a NEW WORLD ORDER WITCH VOODOO ILLUMINATI DEMONIC MONSTER U.N. RING-WRAITH-LOOKIN’ GLOBALIST BIG FAT SATANIC DEVIL! ELENVENTY!11!!11!!, right, Alex?

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Alex Jones is the biggest pussy in the world. He's a'skeered of everything. And nothing, to him, is straightforward. A trip to the store to pick up some seven grain bread to him a a conspiracy against white, caused by chemtrails, floride in the water, and Obama rather than the fact that you just prefer seven grain bread and want more fiber in your diet.

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Guacuamole, with peas, is my favorite Brangelina dipping sauce.

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PRO TIP: Slow down on the fisting.

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Romeo Rose?!!!! GTFO, asshole!

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I can tell you're very proud of her! I think having three small kids and having your husband leave had to have been terribly hard on her. I don't know what I would do in a similar situation.

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