All Nationals Fans In Secret CIA Prisons Now

And here is George W. Bush, America's best president, getting wildly booed at the first regular season baseball game in Washington's brand new Nationals Park the other night. As a fairly reserved Keith Olbermann says, the catcher for this "ceremonial" first pitch was not the usual Nationals catcher, who takes steroids. The attendees at this game were all locked in the stadium after the game and ceremonially waterboarded, and later killed. [ YouTube ]