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Really they see this as helping the poors what better way to end all their suffering than to send them to see Jeebus as soon as possible after birth.They wouldnt be against abortion iffin they could get around all the sciency stuff and proclaim a poor feetus born without having to actually get out of the lady parts before helping it on its way

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What's frightening is that we have an entire political party whose whole reason for being is driven by chain emails

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...the GOP didn't go "Full Retard" until Bush Lite got into office. That was point when they handed control of the party over to the rabid, crackpot, fringe element and has since infected their entire brand. They have completely abandoned the mantra of "Compassionate Conservatism", instead the word "Republican" and "Bigot" are almost synonymous today. The GOP has declared war on so many minorities they have no pathway to victory in any national election. And evident by their gerrymandering, voter ID laws, and purging of voter rolls, they are slowly but surely loosing control at the state and county level. What I don't get is why are conservative highlighting the festering racism within their party, by continuing to attack a innocent and dead teenager? What they are doing is a <strong>LOSE/LOSE</strong> situation, only the most cold hearted racist can justify the murder of a unarmed and innocent teenager in his own neighborhood and show no emotion for the tragedy. In what way is the behavior that many conservatives have exhibited since George Zimmerman's acquittal supposed to attract anyone to their party outside of Neo-Nazi's and Klan members?

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Are you too young to remember Reagan? Or the Contract On America? They've been full GOPtard since 1980. They're just further down the slippery slope now.

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It is of course true that almost all military-support "foreign aid" actually ends up as a subsidy for US weapons manufacturers. Which is why it doesn't get cut.

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I got an idea. How about we just quit blowing up people and stuff? Bombs are really expensive.

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...why isn't this party dead yet?

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I love the additional knife blade twist. Not only do they cut funding for the poors but they cut any aid that might cover abortions because more kids is just what the poors need.

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If only extreme stupidity was terminal.

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In times like these, I find comfort in the new Conservapedia version of the Bible. For instance, today I was inspired by the words of Jesus himself:

<em>Verily, I say unto you, fuck the poor; where the Roman women at?</em>

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...this turd has been circling the drain for the 7 years!

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...yeah because starving the poor masses isn't good enough, we also need the ability to blow them all straight to hell as well!

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Umm... Oompa-Loompa Boehner claims that this is actually the <em>most</em> productive Congress in history. No, really, he does.

In completely unrelated news, the US House of Representatives is planning on claiming self-defense on charges of having killed Reality.

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And yet there are crazy libruls who say the GOP can't -- or doesn't want to -- legislate.

Silly -- there's always plenty more destruction, hate, and misery to inflict for freedom, tax-cuts, and Jeebus.

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