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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I was also going to say steer clear of men with poison-tipped umbrellas, who want to try shoving one up his ass, which is a thing spies do!, but .....how the hell does Julian Assange manage to continue to walk around, unmolested? Is it like that scene from the Peter Sellers movie, where all the assassins comically kill each other at Oktoberfest, while Clouseau walks around from one attraction to the next?

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The Quirk's avatar

I never NEVER want to imagine what "a turn on John McCain's swing" might be like.

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The Quirk's avatar

Obviously, borrow more money from China!

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fuflans's avatar

well Julian Assange may be doing god's work, but he strikes me as a total tool.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Department of Unnecessary Redundancies is flagging your phrase ‘Republican Asshole”. That is all. DUOR

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Today we are all horrible, lustful old men.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

"...recommended a Château d’Eau 1998, which turned out to be watery..."

I saw what you did there.

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PubOption's avatar

The British had "sticky bombs" during WW2, which were to be applied to the sides of German tanks in a similar manner. These were to have been used in case of a German invasion. They were considered unreliable at the time, but with 60+ years development reliability should have improved.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, please. Diplomats have been spying and talking shit on each other from time immemorial.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True...a great diplomat can tell you how to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Julian Assange should definitely steer clear of sushi restaurants which stir polonium-210 into the wasabi. That's my advice. Take it or leave it, bub.

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