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Ta, Robyn. May he be tried, convicted, and imprisoned. No more guns and no more voting for this fast-food loving asshole.

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Just been arrested? After so long? With evidence floating around that he was there for about as long?

How many more of them are out there still walking free after their insurrection attempt?

Enough to send a message that these things don't really have consequences that you can't walk away from?

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So why did it take three years for him to get arrested? His face had been on various news shows because of his "protests" and it mentions he was boasting on social media about his envolvement. In fact with his history of intruding on retail establishments to protest crap for MAGA, it seems like he would have been flagged as a possible rioter even before they linked him to a face in the mob, basically profiling him as possibly involved. But he was able to hang out at home for three years.

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I think that it comes down to a couple of things. First, they needed to go after and convict the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers etc. to really chop the head off of the most dangerous and organized groups, and doing that required lots of man-hours to create a slam dunk case that would result in long sentences. Then the lower tier asshats were next as that made it easy to gain convictions, if you look at how many just pleaded guilty instead of fighting the charges you can see that it was a good strategy. Even so, there are X number of attorneys working for the DOJ and each one of those cases had days if not weeks of work that went into gathering the evidence, drawing up the paperwork, appearing in court, negotiating the plea deals and finishing up with the judge - so that all took time.

As to this moron and his ilk, I think they have carefully meted out prosecutions to publicly known protesters on a timetable that allowed one prosecutorial announcement every so often so as to keep the process in the public eye and also to make those who haven't been charged yet always wondering when it was their turn.

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That's the first thing I thought: Three YEARS?!?!?!?!?

If it had been a BLM protest, they would have rounded up everyone within three WEEKS. And not a few of them would have been killed in custody.

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No vaccination available for "main character syndrome."

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I've never heard that term before, but it's perfect for a lot of these assholes.

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Somebody needs to inform Mitch, Junior Freedumb Fighter Agent, that he's not a real Patriot (tm) until he drinks his own urine by pissing directly into his own mouth a la that other crazy as fuck failed NY candidate whatever the fuck his name is that I don't care enough to bother to look up.

GTFOH with your bullshit and your violence and your Boschit. I hope you learn an actual skill in jail like how to shut the fuck up so your cellie who aint having none of your shit don't beat you into next week you fake as fuck performative skeezix.

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๐˜๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ-๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ ๐˜Š๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ.

I hope it's as long as possible. This guy is a nuisance who needs to be made to feel consequences for his behavior.

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I hope he'll get a chance to work on his performance in a cute little cell.

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Where's that photo of a grumpy cat saying "good?"

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Backsteak Outhouses everywhere are supporting this hero by holding fundraisers. Feel free to make as many deposits as you'd like.

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โ€œSir, this is an Arbyโ€™sโ€ is a phrase heโ€™s heard a few times

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"You will note that he was also wearing the same Martin Luther King Jr. sweatshirt here as well. Also note that MLK never fought for anyoneโ€™s right to infect others with communicable viruses."

But the right to carry bottles of your own urine with you was central to the March on Washington.

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Truckers would use empty Gatorade bottles to relieve themselves on the road, because the wide mouths let them take care of business without stopping. Those doing regular runs through Ohio always saved their full bottles until they got there. They'd heave them out the window, up over the truck, to land on the berm and in the ditch as protests for what they thought were overly restrictive regulations on trucks by the state.

The bottles were called Trucker Bombs.

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aaah! i'm an immigrant, living in california for near 30 years. my husband uses the term, but i didn't know the origin. thanks!

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It's amazing that someone can be so suburban that the only public venues or services they can think of to protest at are casual dining chains.

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These people are pathetic, aren't they? Dangerous too.

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Gee, it seems like everybody who was anybody was there assaulting cops. Also too a lot of nobodies.

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โ€œHOLD THE LINE!โ€

Love isnโ€™t always on time.

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Woah, I say, WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!

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Burger KING? Itโ€™s a REPUBLIC not a MONARCHY, asswipe!

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Republic!

I wonder how many of us have had a Trumper drop THAT nuclear truth bomb on us when we dare use the term 'democracy' to describe our political system?

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