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Relax, everyone. <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5738126\/" target="_blank">Gawker has the scoop</a> - Obama's birth certificate has been found. Funny thing - turns out it was hidden inside Christine O'Donnell's pubes. Even she didn't know it was there!

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That's right, Frank Stallone.

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I bet you didn't know John McCain was actually born in Panama did you, you dumb fuckers?

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I gave you an anti-pee just for the hell of it. So there.

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OMG HE IS REAGAN!

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they should accuse him of being a witch.

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mumbly_joe: Several years ago Sen. McCain's friends in the Senate saw this one coming and passed what amounts to a private bill that states he is eligible to be President of the US of A. Now, we know he didn't get the votes to make it happen - but he does have the papers to make it possible.

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