Dear Birthers: It's okay, I'm white. Listen up, you guys: I like what you're doing. I do. It's very entertaining. Even your name is funny! Your undying Birther devotion to your initial impulse that the president of the United States "doesn't seem like he's from around these parts" is adorable. But I'm afraid this birth certificate thing is just becoming banal. It's just not going to sustain itself for two more years. You need new ideas. And I'm here to help.
Relax, everyone. <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5738126\/" target="_blank">Gawker has the scoop</a> - Obama&#039;s birth certificate has been found. Funny thing - turns out it was hidden inside Christine O&#039;Donnell&#039;s pubes. Even she didn&#039;t know it was there!
mumbly_joe: Several years ago Sen. McCain&#039;s friends in the Senate saw this one coming and passed what amounts to a private bill that states he is eligible to be President of the US of A. Now, we know he didn&#039;t get the votes to make it happen - but he does have the papers to make it possible.
Relax, everyone. <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5738126\/" target="_blank">Gawker has the scoop</a> - Obama&#039;s birth certificate has been found. Funny thing - turns out it was hidden inside Christine O&#039;Donnell&#039;s pubes. Even she didn&#039;t know it was there!
That&#039;s right, Frank Stallone.
I bet you didn&#039;t know John McCain was actually born in Panama did you, you dumb fuckers?
I gave you an anti-pee just for the hell of it. So there.
OMG HE IS REAGAN!
they should accuse him of being a witch.
mumbly_joe: Several years ago Sen. McCain&#039;s friends in the Senate saw this one coming and passed what amounts to a private bill that states he is eligible to be President of the US of A. Now, we know he didn&#039;t get the votes to make it happen - but he does have the papers to make it possible.