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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Spike Jones proteins, Spike Jonez proteins, or Spike Lee proteins.?

Cock Blockula the Original's avatar

West's blood oxygen level had dropped to 84, below the point where there is a potential impact to the brain.

This was a pre-existing condition IMHO.

Cock Blockula the Original's avatar

I'm glad you are better. My son lives in [fill in stupid southern state name here] and had it TWICE before the vax was available to those in his age group. The second the vax was, he got it. He is only in [stupid southern state] because of a job.

Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

If all goes according to the plan, Allen will make the Anti-vaxx chronicles along with the rest of the yokels.

Antifa was so smart to make and deliver a virus that kills stupid people, then present it as a public health risk what with the microchips and all, so all the dumbasses who can't even define freedom naturally resist, and die. Pitting terminal dumbass against infection control is damned effective, but it's slow and can't be hurried, I don't think.

Life teaches us patience, doesn't it? Roll centuries roll.

kermit's avatar

[...]my oxygen saturation levels, which are at 89 and they should be at 95.

So, that's a B+, right? Not so bad for someone who didn't study for the test!

Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

I really like the MTG visual. In a diaper?

kermit's avatar

Eric Hoffer said that sometimes you can convert a True Believer, but you can't turn them into a reasonable person.

kermit's avatar

*rolls eyes, not at you*

So once they hear this, the COVID anti-vaxxers will refuse the compound flu shots, and - seeing a trend in evil Liberalistic plots - may start refusing all vaccines, leading to even more deaths for them and their families, financial strain, and feeling backed into a kill or be killed scenario, since they don't do nuance, complexity, or patience.

Generic Bob's avatar

Since West is such a dick, maybe his bout with covid could actually be classified as a form of STD?

Generic Bob's avatar

I don't think he should read them. Let's keep him in the dark about that.

Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

That's right. Let Nature take its course.

Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

I wish there were some way to hasten things along. Does that make me a bad person?

tegrat's avatar

Well those low oxygen levels could affect brain function but that assumes they have something to work with.

Gregg Evans's avatar

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Charles Darwin!

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Instead of enriching the pockets of Big Pharma

(at $42 a pop)

and corrupt bureaucrats and politicians, we should be advocating the monoclonal antibody infusion therapy.

(which is only $1500, so big Pharma doesn't make as...wait, that can't be right...)