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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Considering the costs associated with pregnancy and childbirth, the policies would have to cost more, not less.

Ikimizi's avatar

This could all have been avoided if Mary had used birth control.

Jared James's avatar

I think she meant Ken Ham.

diogenez's avatar

So.....who wants a Burka?!?

fuflans's avatar

fuck you fifth circuit. fuck you teabaggers (and your bullshit 'fiscal concerns only!'). fuck you constitutional orginalists. fuck you red states.

and especially fuck you 2010.

any libtard that sits out 2014, has to move to oklahoma.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

We've come so far since the 60s.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dumbya's jackass judicial appointments continue to shit on the citizens. I hope I live long enough to see every last one of them retired from the bench, if not from the earth.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Better not work for a Christian Scientist boss . . . according to the Court, his religion will let him refuse to pay for ANY sort of medical care!

Capt.Jim's avatar

Afore it is all over theys will be makin the sluts use pages from the Jebbus book what are old and used up for theys Kotexs,its the only way for thems lady parts to stay sacred.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

OT (a bit): Startup company idea - use John McNaughton pictures for those plastic splash thingies in men's urinals.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And he didn't need health care either. Never sick a day in his life.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I sense a proselytizing opportunity for Christian Science.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I wouldn't want to improve them with my piss.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I don't get why any business would oppose access to birth control. Do you really want your employees preggers? Maternity leave is a pain in the ass from an HR administrative standpoint. I would say it's a financial burden as well, but I'm betting that Fuckway Foods doesn't offer parental leave benefits.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Another way to punish women. The Republicans must be happy.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Tough nuggies Loretta.

You wined me and dined me When I was your girl Promised if I'd be your wife You'd show me the world

But all I've seen of this old world Is a bed and a doctor bill I'm tearin' down your brooder house 'Cause now I've got the pill

All these years I've stayed at home While you had all your fun And every year thats gone by Another baby's come

There's a gonna be some changes made Right here on nursery hill You've set this chicken your last time 'Cause now I've got the pill

This old maternity dress I've got Is goin' in the garbage The clothes I'm wearin' from now on Won't take up so much yardage