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Keep in mind that spending lots of money is fine, as long as it goes to someone deserving.

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There's always somebody faster. Or younger.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Redneck mother.

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Ah, memories - I once got my high school partially evacuated using only a few grams of sulfur, a bunsen burner and a crucible with an ill-fitting lid. I doubt that many school shooters are prepared for chemical warfare such as this - it might be the game-changer that we're all looking for!

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You think Oklahoma schools have Internet?!?

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Wait a minute - "an anion"? Redundant "an" there. SB "the difference between a cation and an ion". Somebody needs a proofreader. Also, "caution" is spelled with a "u". Also, what about onions? What sort of charge do they have?

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You can access the Internet on your freaking phone. Tulsa and Oklahoma City, the systems shut down, most definitely have it in the classrooms. You would be surprised how much progress the rural areas have made with distance learning.http://www.sde.ok.gov/sde/e...http://www.sde.ok.gov/sde/s...

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Super balls give you a better effect. Just ask Graig Nettles.

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Stop being smart and knowing things, this is America.All I did was cut and paste like a patriot.

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Did you ever get hung on a coathook? Asking for a friend. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I finished high school in 1979. I had textbooks in high school and that was in a more affluent area. APC was and still is a slap mess. See the post above for the resources available from the OK State DoEd. If the school systems are not allowing the teachers to use those resources than yes, THAT is a big problem.

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The mental gymnastics people are using to find a way, ANY way to protect kids without gun reform would be hilarious if we didn't have to worry about getting our new Air Jordans soaked with the blood of 18,000 people a year who die by firearm. (including suicide, lets be clear)

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Hey! How about loading those machines with creamed corn cans instead! So much winning!

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Nope, because I was beating the shit outta boys. They knew not to land a hand on me. Then they learned not to engage me in insults - because I was well versed in the ancient African American tradition of "the dozens", now commonly referred to as "shade", and I would toast them badly. One little SWAB (smart ass white boy) came at me with a weak ass "join" - "you so ugly that that yo mama has to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dogs to play with you". I laughed at him and said "is that the best you have?" and went with the classic "you're right out of a comic book" rejoinder from Bruce Lee's "Enter The Dragon".https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Sophist !!!!!!!

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Whattaya think they are, the National Baseball Association?

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