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The only guy Trump ever had the guts to punch out was Junior, and only when the latter was drunk on his ass and unable to defend himself.

The Sweet Science!

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$44.99 they won't get outta me.

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A former West Wing colleague of Grisham's tells Axios: "When I heard this, all I could think about was Stephanie surrounded by a lake of gasoline, striking a match with a grin on her face."So.... the former colleague is saying she's about to turn herself into ash? Because setting fire to a lake of gasoline that you're standing in the middle of can't end well, can it?

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And bullet points, like we're some sort of brain-damaged CEO

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I just got a sneak peak at the cover and a working title:

Title: Stephanie Grisham: My Time Under President Trump

Cover: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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A very overpriced store on Magazine Street is already looking into it, I am certain.

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No, that's not ice cream. Ted blew a seal.

[The Ol' Switcheroo, eh?]

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Immediately before it's thrown away by any supporter of professional journalism.

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Right outside New Orleans; Woman hears a commotion outside her house during Hurricane Ida. She goes out to find an alligator gripping her husbands arm. When she sees the amount of damage she jumps into her canoe and travels about half a mile to high ground for help. Returning to her home her husband is missing and has not been found. https://www.google.com/url?...

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The ghost writer couldn't master the half drunk sarcastic unloved sorority sister patois. Took a lot of revisions to get it "just right".

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And how much did the publicist pay Axios to run this "story"?

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I knew someone who was a Beta user of those glasses. She started out all gee whiz and ended up quite unimpressed. She was a 50+ tech geek type so she was prime fodder for that stuff but she totally noped out

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I'm not sure the Trumps have seen each other naked.

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Wouldn't be the first time. Just finished a bio of Eleanor Roosevelt; the intimated that she got verrrry close the state trooper guarding her when FDR was governor of NY. Never mind her friend Lorena Hickok

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Gym, spa, salad, say hi to child, repeat

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Wellll... I'll probably wind up reading it, but I certainly WON'T be paying for it.Frick giving her any money!

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