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To be clear, the distinction won't penetrate MAGA brains.

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I like the way you think...over or not.

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News flash: Out in the actual West (not hillbilly NC), a lot of de facto Nazis wear cowboy hats, and buckles, and boots, and twin Colt .45s, and maybe even spurs (which don't really help much driving an F350). And they're already tooled up, trained up, and whipped up for political violence. Stuff like this isn't a joke to them, it's a pep rally for the big game.

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Keep telling yourself that. But it's actually one MORE way of calling for violence. And cowpoke politicians out here, from mayors to sheriffs and congresspeople, are positively wallowing in showdown calls to arms.

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We won't touch that fight. And neither will NATO, because Euros will expect us to do the clean-up.

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Where were these people when my rent doubled?

But when you bump gas up by 8 cents a gallon they're ready for a shooting war.

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I can't find it on Google, but after she literally painted a target on Gabby Giffords, didn't Sarah Palin make some speech where she said that President Obama and then VP Biden "had better not come here", which of course got frantic applause from her idiot fanbase?

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"won’t let the left bully him"

I thought we were all lazy, elitist, soy latte drinking, avocado toast eating weaklings with man buns (even the women), and useless degrees.Now we're suddenly bullies?Is this one of those Schrodinger's things?

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Bold of you to suggest that the red hats would have understood any concrete policy statements, or cared about them if they had understood.

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Is this the guy in "Birdemic"?

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Except our former porn star First Concubine.

ETA: I don't even CARE if somebody is a porn star/sex worker/whatever; I'm just asking for consistency here.

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Did Biden change him into a newt?. Did he get better??.

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This: "Arizona has had enough of the DC Gang’s open borders, high gas prices, and shifty politicians pushing us around".

Is such weak sauce. Borders are not open. Gas prices are not any president's fault, unless Big Oil, who hate Dems, inflate them to make the prez look bad, and look who's talking about shifty politicians. EVERY fuckin time we get a Dem in office they have to fix the economy the Rep fucked up, and they blame the Dems for it. Every goddamn time. No awareness of low UI claims, higher wages, better relations with our allies, not cozying up to assholes? SO sick of every. Single. Republican. Anywhere. Dude, I saw the GOPPERS heading for fascism DECADES ago. WTH??

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Trivia fact: Wilder ad-libbed the part about "you know... morons", which is why Cleavon Little cracked up the way he did.

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Also, Guitar Army was pretty awesome.

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I believe it!

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