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fuflans's avatar

well there go my plans to start thanksgiving cooking.

and that cranberry sauce is going to be pure sauce.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

What they didn't mention was that, after handing Dubya the jar with the fetus in it, he proceeded to punch some air holes in the lid thinking it would keep it alive. True story. George Jr. is that retarded.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So was I...and I'm not even sure who she is!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I will stop complaining about my family now.

PsycWench's avatar

I don't suppose that he could just have said "Mom and I have a very special relationship, if by special you mean supremely fucked up"?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sneak it into a bar and place it next to the jar of pickled eggs. Get a beer and watch the fun!