Here's a shocking twist in the Fetusjargate story: Larry Kinggot Barbara Bush ON THE RECORD about putting her fetus in a jar and parading it around the house for George W. and everyone else to see. According to Barbara, "memories dim a little bit," and the story Bush wrote in his book isn't true. Now we can all rest easy, knowing that there never was a fetus jar centerpiece on the Bush family dining-room table, right? No. "Paula put it in the jar. And I was shocked when she gave it to him," said Barbara. Jesus Christ, this is worse!
What they didn't mention was that, after handing Dubya the jar with the fetus in it, he proceeded to punch some air holes in the lid thinking it would keep it alive. True story. George Jr. is that retarded.
I don't suppose that he could just have said "Mom and I have a very special relationship, if by special you mean supremely fucked up"?
well there go my plans to start thanksgiving cooking.
and that cranberry sauce is going to be pure sauce.
What they didn't mention was that, after handing Dubya the jar with the fetus in it, he proceeded to punch some air holes in the lid thinking it would keep it alive. True story. George Jr. is that retarded.
So was I...and I'm not even sure who she is!
I will stop complaining about my family now.
I don't suppose that he could just have said "Mom and I have a very special relationship, if by special you mean supremely fucked up"?
Sneak it into a bar and place it next to the jar of pickled eggs. Get a beer and watch the fun!