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I love baseball.

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"tight"?, "sweet"?, "sweaty"...butt holes. Were they finger licking tasty as well, do tell ? SMH

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This is quite funny, but have you seen football players in white uniform pants? Particularly Black football players? Because one knows for certain that most of them wear athletic supporters and no undies. Either the supporters should be skin tones or the pants more opaque IMO.

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If this catches on, the MLB teams are going to have their farm teams play in the nude.

Announcer one: Bob, what do you think about this new guy from the Dominican Republic?

Announcer two: It's obvious he has a hard time with curve balls, but he's hung like a mule. I'm hearing the Phillies may call him up to the majors next week. My wife sure seems to be a fan.

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Many years ago Spike Owen was my favorite baseball player because I happened to see a game once where he bent down and it was clear he was wearing red and white polka dot underwear and I thought it was cute.

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"Snort!"

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Mar 2·edited Mar 2

Make ME horny? Nooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!

I picked a bad day to be out of blue pills.

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Baseball bores me senseless. If they wants ME to watch, the uniforms are going to have to be far MORE clingy and diaphanous.

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Try football or cycling. Lots of clingy spandex.

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The only thing about football that interests me is watching big, sweaty men running around in tight, shiny pants. And snacks. There must be good snacks. And booze.

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The double-knit polyester unis from the 70's had a better reputation than this shit.

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The uniforms from the first Star Trek movie were pretty revealing in the grundle department.

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You know, they keep saying that it doesn't matter because they'll fix it by Opening Day. I'm going down to Arizona for spring training next week. The only seats left for the game we want to go to under cover are $35/seat, plus the usual fees. That's not regular season prices, but it's not pocket change, either.

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Ta, Sara. I made it through about a minute of that video.

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Thanks be unto Sara Benincasa! She watches the beiso baru, so I don't have to!

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MBAs strike at the heart of America...again.

Why not just go all in like the Mexican Pacific League and plaster ads all over the uniforms, like pasties?

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In honor of Crip Dyke, I think we should test them against waffle-taint!

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Baseball is famous for its willingness to make adjustments.

https://i.gifer.com/73z6.gif

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Mar 2·edited Mar 2

Maybe forfeiting the game if the crowd storms the court before the teams leave the court in basketball games. That should stop it after a couple of wins change to losses. But like every rule, like not tripling your asset value on loan applications, enforcement is the key to it working.

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Mar 2Liked by Sara Benincasa

Oh Sara!

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