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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Scott Rick Scott?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I hope they get the same number of votes and have to bring Joe Manchin in to break the tie

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Oh I’m sure he hates himself…can you imagine anyone seeing that face in the mirror and feeling otherwise?

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Gregg Evans's avatar

It's a "knob slobber" picked up from Spencer Gifts at the mall

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Gregg Evans's avatar

It's actually how it is always done, and in races where the final winner is not yet decided it's kind of a wash. If those votes would make a difference they decide if they should count them or not internally.

This is "freshman orientation week" in Congress.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

This weekend I was proud to recognize President Donald Trump with the inaugural @NRSC Champion for Freedom Award.

Was Putin busy that weekend?

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

It is interesting that half the Republican party is upset that the Senate Leadership Fund will not spend funds on candidates who will not support the Senate Leadership.

But the fact that Trump would spend none of his PAC money to help Republicans they won't complain about.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

I promise you every employee of Mar A Grifto was there.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Or between him holding a plate of food, and a wall.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Ricky Scotty?

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conti ben's avatar

Honestly, I think dems would have won REGARDLESS of which republicans they ran against...This was a REFERENDUM MUCH more than it was a 'proper election'...ISSUES were on the ballots 'instead' of candidates...Despite Kari Lake's terribleness, she IS attractive, charismatic and very well spoken, a combo platter that in normal times in AZ would have TROUNCED a shyer wallflower candidate like Hobbs...Americans are a superficial people, and the fact that THIS time folks could see through the glitter and NOT be swayed by her 'demeanor/ appearance' tells me that this was a referndum election from soup to nuts...Elections are more about stage performance than policy, and Lake WAS the superior performer...and yet

yeah...us democrats...we MAD...I like us mad

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

can't make the Orange mad - it'll come git ya

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And is there a Mrs. Scott that was swept off her feet by that?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Some say that entire soliloquy should be done as a spoken word event with soothing new age music behind it.

You could call it, "Some Say."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When I heard security wasn't letting people leave, my first thought was what if someone really insisted?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Let's not forget the generous contract to Scott Rick Communications LLC.

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