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Oh, damn. Will you libruls never stop? Sure, Trump appointed Wray (happy, now?), but that was so long ago, it might as well have been Obama or Bush or Van Buren or one of those other presidents. You certainly can't hold Trump responsible!

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i didn't KNOW it was possible to vomit out of the top of my head, but here we are.

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i wanna git me some-a that "demon power" right damn skippy! really.

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or late stage liver fluke (definitely certain i saw him on a XFiles episode)

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Oh. Of course. I forgot. He can't read anything. Thanks for the reminder.

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Or even better, a pardoned Paul Manafort.

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Inre: The 7 Deadly Sins Thing. I went to Momma's Day brunch yesterday and would move that Gluttony be excised by the Committee from the list, forthwith. Thank you.

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Isn't "illegal coup" redundant? Of course this could be an implicit comparison to a legal coup by donnie

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If I remember right it was Fredrick Douglas, because he does a amazing job and is being recognized more and more, so fat donny let him pick.

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That picture made me wonder if The Orange Humperdoo sends the Secret Service to get his McDonalds meals or did the taxpayers shell out for one of the White House chefs to go to Hamburger U ?

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It’s lovely. Just don’t let the bird eat the subpoenas! Also, get delivering those subpoenas. #HarryPotterOwls

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At this point I only want to hear1. Derision or2. The courts ruling on contempt charges wherein Trump admin people have to immediately pay loads of money or go to jail. 🥰

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This is actually true. The day Thatcher died there was a spontaneous, huge gathering in the centre of London. And people danced. #DanceOnHerGrave Speaking of which imagine how good we are going to feel the day we hear that Trump has died. 🥰😍🥰 I mean after he’s left office. The realist stick view, versus what we want, him dead by midnight tonight.

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He really does look like the melting face Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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In that case, I hope they’re right. A big Trumpian mass arrest would go down good right about now. Picturing Giuliani being carried out of a building the way Assange was. 😌

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Yes, and they all had a mantis heads.

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