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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Well, that was sadlarious...

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...short answer? YES!!!1!!!elevnty!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...naw I caught the sarcasm, that phrase is just a button of mine. Can't stand those rethuglican f%ckkkers saying that as if that justifies all of their bold face, level 5 bigotry!!! Honestly that is one of the best ways to recognize a racist:

1) I have black friends!!!2) Not to be racist BUT...3) Did you know MLK and Lincoln were both Rpublicans?4) I dated a black guy once5) Wow, you don't sound "black"

Sorry didn't mean to go full blown RANT mode on you there

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Where ELSE can you go into full blown rant mode - only in the NON-Comments.

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LegionOfDo's avatar

He may be right. If Rubio comes in 4th, and Carson his usual 5th, Rubio will declare himself the winner, meaning Carson will really come in 2nd, which is just a stone's throw away from first and the White House.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

You are looking for logic where none resides...

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Jesus fuck. Did Ben Carson's campaign, which is for a black man, allegedly, really just racism all the black people saying they will vote for any black guy because black?WTF

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

fucking fashion police...

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kareemachan's avatar

Mrs. Carson really hopes that Ben won't become..... resurgent.

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kareemachan's avatar

Ten to one he's done neurological research on many.

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kareemachan's avatar

WEAR YOUR BELT BUCKLE!!!!1!!11111!!!!

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kareemachan's avatar

[rimshot]

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kareemachan's avatar

"Okay, senators, it's nap time, so everybody get their mat unrolled on the floor and lie down! Milk and cookies afterwards!"

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Boscoe's avatar

Unfortunately the full email wasn't shown, here's the rest:

Seriously, it's not *impossible* that Ben Carson could win the nomination. Falls in the home are the #1 cause of accidental death in America, not to mention that Putin is now planning to use nukes to destroy asteroids and the fragments could fall literally *anywhere*!!

Are we really going to trust the future of OUR America to the whims of physics and sketchy balance of the other four candidates? Being a world-renowned baby brain surgeon means Ben has THE BEST balance of any candidate, and everyone knows Teh Blacks are statistically less likely to be killed by falling asteroid debris.

Ben Carson: Because Anything Could Happen To Those Other Guys™

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Boscoe's avatar

Well, to be fair, he *IS* just tapping into the shit Republicans already believe...

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Boscoe's avatar

My lunch just became resurgent... ;P

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