Official Friend of Wonkette For Real Thom Kostura helped you put a homosexxican ring on your beloved's finger -- what else you put a ring on is protected by Lawrence v. Texas -- and he also can help you pretty up that spot over your couch! Let's take a gander, and then
I draw, paint, and love art. I turn my nose up at all the "That's not art, my kid could paint better than that!" dismissals of art, but in all honesty I never could get the appeal of abstract expressionism.
Pollock's work just looks like the wall in a dive bar's bathroom to me, Rothko's stuff looks like the gunk that forms over the window.
Here is why it was A Number ONE good idea to put the Wonkette's business ads here.I am a no good very bad commenter who often skips this section, excepting when I don't, OR when it is 6 fucking AM on the goddamn west coast and I am unable to sleep.So, since there is no new Shit Fer Brains, like what there ought to be, I finally stumbled down here! And it's Rebecca in the guise of "sponsored post" telling me about the art work and such as I should have.Now! I can't yet afford this artwork (ALTHOUGH MAYBE I CAN LATER) but your constant shilling has reminded me that I have not yet bought Fruhlinger's book, which I remedied. Small amounts of money for everyone!AND ALSO TOO I was led to find out what Bay Area Ab/Ex was. And huh. Not so much my taste. Learning.MAKE MONEY I NEED YOU!:)
They are easy on the eyes - the gay homo-evil-sexy-uals and the paintings. I am not much for modern art, but these are very pleasing to the eye. I love water. So soothing. Bright idea lovely paintings. Considering maybe buying one.
Well, gunk can be a medium (media?) too. I love abstract art, I like angles and clean planes and minimalism. Then again the old portraits from the classic masters and pre raphaelites, and surrealism and cubism I love just as much, also too. And there isn't much I can say "I hate".
I guess I like stuff, but other stuff I don't like. I think I'm pretty average that way.
I draw, paint, and love art. I turn my nose up at all the "That's not art, my kid could paint better than that!" dismissals of art, but in all honesty I never could get the appeal of abstract expressionism.
Pollock's work just looks like the wall in a dive bar's bathroom to me, Rothko's stuff looks like the gunk that forms over the window.
Here is why it was A Number ONE good idea to put the Wonkette's business ads here.I am a no good very bad commenter who often skips this section, excepting when I don't, OR when it is 6 fucking AM on the goddamn west coast and I am unable to sleep.So, since there is no new Shit Fer Brains, like what there ought to be, I finally stumbled down here! And it's Rebecca in the guise of "sponsored post" telling me about the art work and such as I should have.Now! I can't yet afford this artwork (ALTHOUGH MAYBE I CAN LATER) but your constant shilling has reminded me that I have not yet bought Fruhlinger's book, which I remedied. Small amounts of money for everyone!AND ALSO TOO I was led to find out what Bay Area Ab/Ex was. And huh. Not so much my taste. Learning.MAKE MONEY I NEED YOU!:)
They are easy on the eyes - the gay homo-evil-sexy-uals and the paintings. I am not much for modern art, but these are very pleasing to the eye. I love water. So soothing. Bright idea lovely paintings. Considering maybe buying one.
Just leave her layers of shirts out of it. Tears are a natural product. Those fabrics, not so much.
But isn't it all about breaking rules and begging the question?
Well, gunk can be a medium (media?) too. I love abstract art, I like angles and clean planes and minimalism. Then again the old portraits from the classic masters and pre raphaelites, and surrealism and cubism I love just as much, also too. And there isn't much I can say "I hate".
I guess I like stuff, but other stuff I don't like. I think I'm pretty average that way.
No.
You can easily discern "What I'm saying" by reading the words I write. It's tricky, I know.
He should also do work in the medium of Kim Davis tears. I'd buy that.
You hate Rauschenberg? MONSTER!
It took SOOOO long to bake it. And I can't find the recipe.
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I can't afford to buy gay rain paintings and become a Whore Diamond level member of Wonkette, so which is it?
You'll never have it again. But you might ask the old men playing Chinese checkers.
MacArthur Park Bakery refuses to serve gay couple !!!