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Applemask's avatar

I did. It's my ninja superpower. I take what I can get.

conti ben's avatar

RIGHT! That's exactly what triggered my London friend 'fanny pack'

lurch394's avatar

So much for "No sex, please, we're British."

lurch394's avatar

Cue Boots Randolph and Lionel Richie's solicitor.

lurch394's avatar

His leader, Qevin MqQarthy, pointed out that the bathroom door locks, unlike the one to Biden's garage. Wait, what?

lurch394's avatar

I'm getting a weird Cobain-Love vibe from "stoat-shaped hole," maybe with some ferret thrown in...

Tina Mouse's avatar

He also worked hand in glove with Putin to make Brexit happen.

Pexas Teat's avatar

There's lots of positive momentum in terms of electrification, energy efficiency, renewable energy, and community-engaged climate resilience and ecological restoration going on, at least in Maine. So things feel good here anyway.

Amelia ZC's avatar

Obligatory Benny Hill libelz. Too fecking bad, Bojo "zipline" Johnson

Amelia ZC's avatar

And that goes for US, too!

Amelia ZC's avatar

As a Californian, I endorse "bottom," because it is charming

Amelia ZC's avatar

Benny Hill libelz! He was a kind person and shedloads brighter than BoJo :((

Amelia ZC's avatar

Wonkette has previously disemboweled (sorry) the bathroom lock 'argument' and it was one of the best things I've ever read. Re: "there's a Corvette in there"