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I did. It's my ninja superpower. I take what I can get.

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RIGHT! That's exactly what triggered my London friend 'fanny pack'

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So much for "No sex, please, we're British."

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Cue Boots Randolph and Lionel Richie's solicitor.

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His leader, Qevin MqQarthy, pointed out that the bathroom door locks, unlike the one to Biden's garage. Wait, what?

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I'm getting a weird Cobain-Love vibe from "stoat-shaped hole," maybe with some ferret thrown in...

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He also worked hand in glove with Putin to make Brexit happen.

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Yes it did!!! ;-)

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There's lots of positive momentum in terms of electrification, energy efficiency, renewable energy, and community-engaged climate resilience and ecological restoration going on, at least in Maine. So things feel good here anyway.

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Mustelid, even.

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Obligatory Benny Hill libelz. Too fecking bad, Bojo "zipline" Johnson

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And that goes for US, too!

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As a Californian, I endorse "bottom," because it is charming

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Benny Hill libelz! He was a kind person and shedloads brighter than BoJo :((

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Waterloo?

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Wonkette has previously disemboweled (sorry) the bathroom lock 'argument' and it was one of the best things I've ever read. Re: "there's a Corvette in there"

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